this is so beautiful that i’ve got shivers
I don’t care if this doesn’t fit the “theme” of your blog, everybody needs to see this
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?”
“Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.
“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”
“Yes, that’s right,” he told him.
“Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”
THE WORST PART OF HAVING CURLY HAIR IS WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF YOU HAVE BRUSHED YOUR HAIR LIKE NO I FUCKING HAVEN’T BECAUSE IF I DO THAT I WILL POOF UP AND LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CLOUD SO WOULD YOU RATHER WALK AROUND WITH A FUCKING CLOUD HEAD OR WITH PRETTY CURLS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT YOUR STRAW HAIR
me when relatives hug me for too long
Yes, hi I’m under arrest.
If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying
I’m waiting in line at Walmart and I watched a child pick a penny up off the floor and eat it these people are savages I feel like I’m in the wild
This bitch is so dramatic. I literally wrote an 11 page paper in like 4 hours with like 5 pages of sources and not once did I bitch about and I wrote it days before it was due so I wouldn’t be stressed. She has to write a 4 page essay that is due tonight which she has known about for weeks now and is screaming and crying about it. SHUT UP!!!!